Wednesday, June 27, 2007

At Last! Angela Merkel Porn!


AFP/File,Janek Skarzynski

Pony Pal™ Adam alerted me to this story, and now it is my grim duty to pass it along to you. Um... it's something about Poland's twin godhead and Germany, and I don't really want to go into it any further, because I'm too busy projectile vomiting right now, OK? But anyway:

Earlier today, German politicians had condemned as "tasteless" a mocked-up photo on the cover of a Polish magazine of Poland's ruling twin brothers sucking Merkel's bare breasts.

"I have many friends in Poland and I know that the atmosphere is different" to that portrayed in the media, she told members of the European Parliament in Brussels.

"Our Polish neighbour is equal to our French neighbour," she said.


I'm pretty sure that last part was an insult. Between getting groped by Bush and ruthlessly Photoshopped by Poles, poor Angela can't catch a break!

18 comments:

Matty Boy said...

This harshes my Ursula induced mellow something fierce.

FranIAm said...

Even I am speechless...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Damn you, now I am clawing at my eyes. You have scarred me for life!

jterry said...

But she looks so happy... Surely after getting all slobbered over by Bush, we should let her have a little fun. Even if we wish she wouldn't have fun on magazine covers.

Anonymous said...

Hmm...yes, disturbing in itself, but what passed through the mind of the guy/ girl who actually sat at the computer and created this???
Did they specifically pick out a smiley picture and laborously photoshop it to the chosen body?
*shudder* Honestly Poland, shame on you
Much love to you though, PSP, Steph x x x

FranIAm said...

PSP, you know I stand in awe of you, I truly do.

You have inspired me to create my own lowly blog and as a result, I am bothering you a lot less. (that and the restraining order!)

However, I ask you to please please please put up a new post. I can't look at this anymore.

And anonymous Steph has made an excellent point above.

Yech. Poland WTF? Or as they might say over there "motka boska"!

With great respect,
franiam

KarenZipdrive said...

Oh well, it beats a photoshopped pic of Dick n' Bush feeding off the meager buds of Condi.
Yeeech. There goes breakfast.

FranIAm said...

I do loves me some karenzipdrive but that comment is...

Oh who am I kidding? Right behind the throwy-uppy feeling is a pretty big laugh!

No Marsupial Equivalent said...

I can't help feeling that A. M. deserves better treatment than that.

Jess Wundrun said...

Okay, the picture aside: Poland is run by twins? Wierd.

Let this be a warning to us: The Bush dynasty must end here. We cannot allow twins to rule this country

FranIAm said...

Thank God Jess- you have gotten the train back on the track.

How right you are! Shudder to think of Jenna and Not-Jenna as my friend Distributorcap refers to them, running this land. Par-tay! Eew.

And yes, it is freaking weird that Polish twins run that land.

Dreux said...

well, at least she beat george out of his most important legacy in the field of inquiry:
"What About Poland?"

pc said...

Even stranger, one of The Twins is reportedly... a hairdresser!

Anonymous said...

Poles are traditionally known, among Europeans, to show courtesy to ladies by kissing their hands (and bringing them flowers); this magazine cover suggests that Polish polish may be focusing its attention in another anatomical direction.

samael7 said...

It's been quite a while since something made me gasp and titter at the same time.

What? Oh. No, sorry, no pun intended.

P.S. Tweedle-Dee on the left is giving a big "okay!" sign to his bro on the right. Or he's about to flick Tweedle-Dum's nose. Either way, it's a little unsettling. Yes, more than her poor engorged and assaulted ta-tas.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

As long as it ain't vaginia.

I hate vagina.

gjdodger said...

If Merkel's Polish neighbor is equal to her French neighbor, shouldn't the tongues and lips of her neighbors be occupied a bit...lower?

dguzman said...

Gees, just when I manage to get the contents of my stomach to stay put with a HUGE dose of Maalox, I read Karenzipdrive's comment and blow chunks all over my 'puter! Shit! Ya gots ta warn a sistah!