Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Adam Kokesh Photo-Ops Look Increasingly Like Antiperspirant Commercials

Cpl. Adam Kokesh gestures to supporters as head back into his hearing at the Marine Corps Mobilization Command office Monday, June 4, 2007, in Kansas City, Mo. Kokesh who is a member of the Individual Ready Reserve, which consists mainly of those who have left active duty but still have time remaining on their eight-year military obligation, is facing administrative action for uniform violations and disrespecting a superior officer. (AP Photo/Ed Zurga)

Raise your hands if you're Sure™!


Karen Zipdrive said...

What's that in his left hand? If you squint, it could be a little Princess Sparkle Pony doll, dressed in baby blue.

Fran said...

Well I signed on to post my comment, but Karen has said it all! You go girl - I think you are right about that special edition PSP in blue.

Whatever my comment was- not important... Thought train derailment.

They did a story about Adam on NPR yesterday morning.

Lulu Maude said...

Pony, keep your tone respectful and adoring. That other stuff is no way to get a date.

Lulu Maude said...

Oh, what do I know?!? Maybe the saucy pony presents more of a challenge. Is he an alpha guy?

copperred said...

I wonder if Cpl Kokesh will be in town for high holidays? If we don't see him, is it because the Pony has him sequestered?

Matty Boy said...

Here's the news off the AP wire:

After a daylong hearing Monday, a three-person Marine board recommended he receive a general discharge under honorable conditions, one step below an honorable discharge. It would let Kokesh keep all of his benefits.

Yay! I think. The pro-war meanies would have had a field day if he had gotten the dishonorable discharge, but Adam is still a free man, out and about and available to haunt the dreams of lovesick princesses and PonyPals™ alike.

You hope he has several copies of that shirt, because that was what he was wearing last week.

dguzman said...

You feel dry now (raise your hand!)
You know why now!
Oh, it just takes me back to the days of bouncin' and behavin' hair, bringin' home the bacon and fryin' it up in a pan, and you've come a long way baby!

Keep it up, Princess. I too am wondering about how many of these black shirts he has. Either he has lots of them, or his clothing rotation needs a SERIOUS update.

Anonymous said...

I am announcing my intentions to have a ten minute audience with him. In those ten minutes, I know I can convince him to elope to Vegas with me.
I don't know where (this meeting will be), I don't know how (it will come to be), but I know something's starting right now. Watch and you'll see, someday I'll be Mrs. Kokesh.

samael7 said...

I recognize the water bottle in his left hand, but . . . is he standing in a fountain? A la Friends?

Jess Wundrun said...

Debbie Downer here.

Our current resident of the white house was able to resign his commission from the military much earlier than he was supposed to, by simply saying he needed more time to fulfill other obligations.

Elsewhere, Paris Hilton was given a cell in a segregated part of the jail where celebrities and other high interest jail inmates are kept. Considering herself thoroughly democratic, she declined to go to pay-per-stay jail where the amenities are much nicer because she wants the world to know how serious she is.

Welcome to the aristocracy.

Parklife said...


And I was worried we were all created equal.

Karen... that was priceless.

Jon said...

Perhaps a link to Adam's organization, Iraq Veterans Against The War would be in order?


Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Jon, Honey, it's so been done, OK?

KarenZipdrive said...

Paris Hilton's judge specified that she not be given the option of pay-per-stay jail.
Neither she nor her lawyers protested--the stark lighting at the regular jail was much more conducive to video filming.

samael7 said...

Enough about the emaciated, jaundiced, blepharoptotic Paris "Bury Me In A 'Y' Shaped Coffin" Hilton already!

I'm in the K-zone here, admiring the pale, marble-like texture of his raised arm, like some sexy Statue of Manly Liberty.


HRH King Friday XIII said...

Someone needs to start a website: "Biceps For Peace" dot com.