Thursday, March 15, 2007

Jean Schmidt Proves Existence of a Particularly Vulgar God



Would you believe me if I said that Jean Schmidt slipped on a pool of vomit today? You want to believe it's true, don't you? And it is! It's thrillingly true!

10 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

Clearly her own, though she created quite the distraction by stepping away smartly and screamy bloody murder.

Anonymous said...

I hear the "witch" music from the Wizard of Oz!

Laura said...

It would've been funnier if it was her vomit. But I'm not surprised; she brings out the "best" in people.

Anonymous said...

Naw, the only way this could be funnier is if she'd stepped in Murtha's vomit.

Carmen Sutra said...

What a fabulous way to begin my weekend! Please please please let Keith Olbermann mention this today - hopefully quoting your post title verbatim!

samael7 said...

This picture of Jeannie remains one of my favorites ever to grace the Precious Pony's spotlights.

It's just so . . . so right!

samael7 said...

Oh, gods, sorry, had to share one of the comments from the story you linked to about Jean slipping and falling into some vomit:

"How unpleasant for the vomit."
Posted By: anon | March 15, 2007 at 06:06 PM

I surrender. That's comedy gold.

BixDog said...

How nice! She's finally found a look that suits her. Well, unless she fell into a sideways skid; horizontal vomit splatterings add 10 pounds to a lady's hindrocket -er- backside...

Anonymous said...

Sad to imagine such a horrifying experience for the vomit.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Frankly I don't see what the big deal is. When I go to 18th Street Adams Morgan I slip on vomit all the time.