Thursday, January 25, 2007

I Thought the Princess was Supposed to Kiss the Frog

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) is greeted by French President Jacques Chirac upon her arrival at the International Conference for Support to Lebanon in Paris January 25, 2007. Lebanon asked the international community for financial aid on Thursday to shore up its heavily indebted economy and help the country recover from last year's war between Israel and Hezbollah guerrillas. REUTERS/Charles Platiau (FRANCE)

15 comments:

guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

COOL...Is he tonguing her knuckles? Wonder what they smell like, botoxed skunk? Her eyes look a bit clenched, as in 'Get this creep OFF of me already' while Chirac is doing his best impression of a creepy old French stereotype.

I like Condi's outfit however, the big black buttons on the kindergarten teacher smock, makes her very non-threatening.

Lulu Maude said...

Make nice, make nice.

HRH King Friday XIII said...

Yummm... tastes like freedom fries.

Anonymous said...

Whatever ring Condi may have been wearing doubtless disappeared in Jacques's oral cavity...

Edith's Friend said...

First photo suggests she was expecting a different kind of kiss (she's leaning in). In the second one she looks relieved (she's leaning away and smiling, but them klingon ridges are showing).

Jess Wundrun said...

he's smelling her fingers to find out if she really is a lesbian.

Carmen Sutra said...

Sank heaven for leetle girls...

So spill, Princess, how many frogs have you kissed? Hair-curling details, please.

Anonymous said...

wow hey evne pulled a double hand kiss. Jacques, you old dog you, let the princess be

can I just say that my word verification was "jcunt"

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

I have never, in fact, kissed either a frog or a French person, although there's an intern at my work currently who is mighty tempting. But, you know, interns are a no-no which is just totally UNFAIR.

Matty Boy said...

This is an old French ploy forcing guests to drop their invisible spherical friends. Oh, those devious Frenchies! Still, you gotta love their fries, their dip and their kissing! (All, of course, in moderation and not all at the same time.)

isabelita said...

They look as rif they are starting to do a little Fench peasant dance in that second shot. "Sur la pont, D'Avignon, On y danse, on y danse!"

Anonymous said...

Where the photo with Jacques and Condi doin it doggie-style?

sfmike said...

Interns are definitely a no-no unless they're French. Then they're okay. Go for it.

Anonymous said...

she's playing queen of the may while people are dying. what a fucking crying shame.

Anonymous said...

isabelita has her gender wrong.

It's sur LE pont...

Everyone should know a bridge is masculine.