Aquapets are sure to be popular gifts in kinkier households this Christmas. I'm guessing the button on the left ball is vibrate, and the right is... thrust? Ow. OMG, videos of this toy are sure to end up on Xtube any minute now*. Please don't forward them to me.
Swish of the combable tail to Pam's House Blend for this one. She, naturally, prefers the Dora the Explorer model.
*Be thankful for small favors: