Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Teach Your Children



Aquapets are sure to be popular gifts in kinkier households this Christmas. I'm guessing the button on the left ball is vibrate, and the right is... thrust? Ow. OMG, videos of this toy are sure to end up on Xtube any minute now*. Please don't forward them to me.

Swish of the combable tail to Pam's House Blend for this one. She, naturally, prefers the Dora the Explorer model.

*Be thankful for small favors:


7 comments:

Edith the Frog's friend said...

With Black Friday comin', I have to pass along my appreciation for the great shopping tip!

Matty Boy said...

Some people just have filthy minds and can't enjoy the innocence of childhood.

And some things do look a lot like erect male genitalia.

Obviously, it's a controversy, there are two sides to the story, and we'll just have to leave it at that.

guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

Hmmmm....I don't SEE the erect male genitalia and it's making me really Condi-frowny.

Is the penis EVOLVING or something and I've been married so long I didn't NOTICE?

I am, like, SO TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!!!

But a little help from my higher power (gin in a Jesus shaped bottle) and it's all better.

Anonymous said...

Really, what were they thinking! That's far too wide to enter a child's vagina or anus.

Anonymous said...

Yet another indication of the decline and fall of the American empire...

Jon said...

Thanks for the lead to Pam's House Blend.

Anonymous said...

the people that thought it looked like a P*Nis didn't mean it would go into the childs vagina or anus but an adults ok
so they meant that adult would use it