Hot, Adulterous, Republican-on-Republican Action!

Treasured Pony Pal™ C-SPAN secret agent Fritz points out that the ordinarily dreary Congressional cable TV station can be a whole lot more exciting if you're deaf:

Closed captioning from today's press conference. Rep. Adam Putnam is speaking as he introduces Rep. Kay Granger:

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THEY WILL SEE THAT WE ARE A

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UNIFIED TEAM, FORWARD-LOOKING,

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CONCERNED ABOUT OUR FUTURE, WITH

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THE VISION FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW.

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WE LOOK FORWARD TO LOOKING WITH

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ALL -- WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU.

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I AM PLEASED TO INTRODUCE

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ANOTHER NEW MEMBER OF THE

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REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP, A

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TERRIFIC INARTICULATE SPEAKER,

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KAY GRANGER.

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>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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WHAT YOU SEE AS A GREAT TEAM.

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WE ACTUALLY HAVE ALREADY STARTED

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WORKING AND MAKING OUT

Well, Mr. Putnam, maybe she'd be a more articulate speaker if you crazy kids would stop making out!