Friday, November 17, 2006

Hot, Adulterous, Republican-on-Republican Action!



Treasured Pony Pal™ C-SPAN secret agent Fritz points out that the ordinarily dreary Congressional cable TV station can be a whole lot more exciting if you're deaf:
Closed captioning from today's press conference. Rep. Adam Putnam is speaking as he introduces Rep. Kay Granger:

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THEY WILL SEE THAT WE ARE A

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UNIFIED TEAM, FORWARD-LOOKING,

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CONCERNED ABOUT OUR FUTURE, WITH

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THE VISION FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW.

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WE LOOK FORWARD TO LOOKING WITH

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ALL -- WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU.

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I AM PLEASED TO INTRODUCE

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ANOTHER NEW MEMBER OF THE

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REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP, A

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TERRIFIC INARTICULATE SPEAKER,

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KAY GRANGER.

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>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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WHAT YOU SEE AS A GREAT TEAM.

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WE ACTUALLY HAVE ALREADY STARTED

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WORKING AND MAKING OUT
Well, Mr. Putnam, maybe she'd be a more articulate speaker if you crazy kids would stop making out!

2 comments:

guru-On-A-Soap-Box said...

Goodness to Betsy! Did you ever see such an example of "Barbi and Ken reach middle age and regret the loss of their sex organs" before in your LIFE?

Or maybe some people are just BORN botoxed....

HRH King Friday XIII said...

he's cute in that Clay Akin total fag sort of way.