Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Once You Go Geir Haarde, You Never Go Back

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) kisses Iceland's Prime Minister Geir Haarde after a signing ceremony at the State Department in Washington October 11, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)
And afterwards, they celebrated by cosigning meaningless documents:

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, and Iceland's Prime Minister Geir Haarde sign an agreement that provides for future defense cooperation between the two countries following the recent withdrawal of U.S. military forces from the island, Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2006 at the State Department in Washington. (AP Photo/Chris Greenberg)
And, again... aren't you impressed? It's great that during these trying times, Condi can be counted on to negotiate with tough world players like Greenland. I mean Iceland. I totally feel safer already.

Also, just what the heck was going on between Condi and the Peruvian guy yesterday? Check the zipper, man:

Peruvian President Alan Garcia walks out with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the Peruvian Embassy in Washington, Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
Caught in the act, Buddy! And Condi... oh, wait 'til your mother finds out. And, Dude, tomorrow she's totally dumping you for some Icelandic guy.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice shoes Condi

Adam said...

Uh, could we find the embedded message in the Iceland stuff? We've taken out our troops...where, oh where, could they be going...?

Pony, remind me later - I have a work question for you.

Natalie said...

Is that an "eyes closed" kiss?

I wonder if her foot popped a la 'Princess Diaries'?

Lulu Maude said...

Uh... let's hold the tongue for later, Geir...

Lulu Maude said...

Are they signing each other's yearbooks?

Hey, Condi... have a great summer and be good. Your a real nice girl... don't ever change. love ya, Geir

Geir--It's been fun getting to know you this year, even if your from a little loser of a rock of a country with just a smidgen of strategic value. love ya, Condi

copperred said...

Condi's not bound by Republican sexual ethos, she voraciously has any and every man she meets, thus building stronger ties to other countries. It's called international RELATIONS you know.

Anonymous said...

condi watch out for those Peruvians...

DC1974 said...

I suspect our troops left Iceland because they wanted us out (like the Japanese). You can only rape so many school girls before the villagers ask you to take it elsewhere.

My concern, though, is what the heck are we going to get from Iceland? Like if we are attacked by NK what is Iceland going to do? Send Bjork? She'll scare the hell out of the Great Leader. Or perhaps they'll sit together and sign nursery rhymes. Actually, this could be our best diplomatic move yet.

Anonymous said...

Isn't there an etiquette rule about waiting more than 3 seconds before following your firm assed Peruvian gigolo out the door?