Aren't CNN's headline writers hilarious? Yes, Condi will be on Larry King tonight, so is that a meeting of the minds or what? They're totally going to get to the bottom of all that Middle East stuff, and Cuba, too! Hooray! So it's, like, a total contest between Condi and her pal Rummy over who can paint a sparklier, rosier picture of the ALL NEW Middle East. Luckily we don't have to wait, because CNN has cast some glittery preview pearls our way, like this gem:
"I'll stack up this policy in the Middle East against any," she said. "I think we have made more progress under this president toward a Middle East that will be different and better than at any other time in recent memory."Well, different anyway. So she's half right! That's our Condi!
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Maybe you know this, Sparklepony, and maybe you don't: you're ever-diligent eye on our Condi makes for a desperately needed respite among those who watch her and weep. Sorry to break character, but...I love you, man.
Okay. Over it. Don't you think Yuri should be a little more careful with his lighting in that last post? Condi *totally* does not deserve having her wrinkles shown off like that.
This new twist to the middle east should have no bearing on her shopping duties right?
I wonder if the all-new ME will basically be sprawling planned communities like Beiruit-Pointe and shopping malls like Gaza Strippe?
...and Starburkhas!
First 'birth pangs' and now just 'afterbirth'.
Her glib dishonesty/delusions are the strongest evidence so far that she'll be the perfect Republican candidate for President. First priority: reupholster all the matching armchairs in the White House! Yay!! I wonder if she'll be able to finish before terrorists level the whole building?
Faith-based diplomacy makes seeing progress through the bombs possible. 'Droid-based Middle East policy makes the bombs inevitable.
Dooney & Burkas?
A burkha with fries and a sheik?
Princess, If am allowed to make a comment, your latest is an enlightening as ever. We truly live in Orwellian times: war=peace, bombs=condilove...
sparkle....
just wanted to let you know what Gannon/Guckert has posted on his blog-o-shit...
www.jeffgannon.com
He is giving his "testimony" at: The People's Church
535 8th Street, SE
Washington, DC
this sunday.
Would love to be a fly on the wall for that one.
Wonder what he will start out with...
the being a fake reporter thing...
the lying about the Plame scandal thing...
the screwing guys for 200 a hour thing...
sounds too juicy for a sunday mornin' !!!
peace
Gannon/Guckert should be giving testimony to a D.C. Grand Jury.
What's Ursula doing about the mid-east?
I miss Good Times Ursula.
Oh, that Condi! Such a 'Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm'! Looking at the pile of poop, all excited becuase there's sure to be a Pony© nearby!
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