Thursday, July 27, 2006

CORRECTION: Condi Didn't Star in "The King and I" Remake, She Was Merely the Accompanist

U.S. Secretary of States Condoleezza Rice plays the piano at a gala during the 39th ASEAN Ministerial Meeting in Kuala Lumpur July 27, 2006. REUTERS/Bernama (MALAYSIA)
How the mighty has fallen! From savior of the Middle-East to being forced to play piano for food within a week. Is there any end to the indignities Condi must suffer? Her hair looks totally great, though.

12 comments:

Adam said...

What's happening below her knees? I can't make out if it's boots, stockings, a trick of the light, or some melanin imbalance, but it looks strange...

Anonymous said...

oh my god. just oh my god.

Lulu Maude said...

It's that Michael Jackson thang.

pretty princess tori said...

Ummm hellooooo. People? That is -obviously- the Condibot. I suppose her creators always assumed she would be hiding behind a podium.

Anonymous said...

oh my god. that outfit SCREAMS for gold accessories. but gold comes from those beastly ashanti mines n stuff. but those pearls, i think they have to irritate oysters to get those. aren't there ANY torture-free accesories?

Anonymous said...

And that is obviously her bra strap that fell on her right arm while vigorously playing for her supper.

Lulu Maude said...

Music is the Universal Language... or is it math? Anyway, look for the Condibot to use her piano skills as a negotiations tool in upcoming summits.

Lulu Maude said...

Maybe she goes back after the gala ends and does a reflective version of "One for the Road," a little glass of scotch neat beside her.

Karen Zipdrive said...

She's clearly in some kinda Maylasian costume with below the knee spats.
Michael Jackson saw her outfit and had several made for himself.

Anonymous said...

OK, saw a clip of this on the news. That is just the light playing tricks with her melanoma. It's been weighing heavily on my mind all day, I just didn't know what to make of her stripey legs!

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Right... shadows and fog, shadows and fog.

Anonymous said...

Oh, that's just army issue duct tape hoping up Condi's socks...