Dear Princess Sparkle Pony, I think JoAnn has Satanic powers. See, I went to the "star potential" link in your post and then went to the link to the actual letter, which ended up being a PDF file. As my computer proceeded to d/l the pdf file, my AOL froze and I had to shut down the whole computer. Once I tried to reboot and log back on, I couldn't get a dial tone. That forced me outside to check the external connection, only to notice my telephone line was laden with vines that were clearly weighing it down. After an hour of strenuous vine removal and copious sweating, I was finally able to get a dial tone and resume my Internet hyjinx. I think Jo Ann is an asshole agent for the devil- with special phone fucking-up capabilities.
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Dear Jo Ann,
I think your an asshole.
Dear Princess Sparkle Pony,
I think JoAnn has Satanic powers.
See, I went to the "star potential" link in your post and then went to the link to the actual letter, which ended up being a PDF file.
As my computer proceeded to d/l the pdf file, my AOL froze and I had to shut down the whole computer.
Once I tried to reboot and log back on, I couldn't get a dial tone.
That forced me outside to check the external connection, only to notice my telephone line was laden with vines that were clearly weighing it down.
After an hour of strenuous vine removal and copious sweating, I was finally able to get a dial tone and resume my Internet hyjinx.
I think Jo Ann is an asshole agent for the devil- with special phone fucking-up capabilities.
Well the nimrod that inserted that lil phrase could of at least capitalized the "i"..such bad grammar..disgusting.
I like the p.s. at the end. It shows the thoroughness that I look for in a representative
Sparkle Pony-- Does is your birthday, or did Jo Anne just think it was?
As Dan Savage would say, How'd that happen? She did sign the letter herself.
Oops. Is it your birthday, or did...
she reminds of that old sci fi television show called V
I wonder if she devours humans
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