Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Representative Jo Ann Emerson: Reptile or Mammal?



Click for bigger, tons scarier! Not Photoshopped! And for comparative purposes:


17 comments:

the Alpha John said...

She is clearly one of your pony pals, PSP.

"Nay" said the Representative, "Nay".

Lulu Maude said...

But has she had her shots?

Sarah Letnes said...

Is she going on a trip? Because she seems to have her alligator bags packed.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Those eyes! Those teeth! Is it just me or are her pupils dilated? Who has time for LSD anymore?!

Anonymous said...

Maybe more like amphibian. Her eyes are incredibly far apart. Doesn't that mean cretinism or something? Maybe creationsm. Oh, same thing. Plus, gurl, that is one gummy smile. She'll give great head once all her teeth fall out. I had those same Monet earrings in high school in 1977.

Karen Zipdrive said...

She has a freakin' Beanie and Cecil tooth, not to mention a rampant case of gingivitis.
And yes, you could parallel park a Volvo between those watery, dilated peepers.
Seriously, she looks like a news anchor from Del Rio, Texas.

Esri Rose said...

She can't look that bad in real life. How could anyone allow a picture that horrible to be used?

pissed off patricia said...

Scares the hell out of me. Now how do I get that memory out of my mind? If you are going to provide something like this, you should at least also provide a mind eraser. LOL

Unknown said...

She just told Alex "I'll take a bleach job and dental work for a 1,000"

Anonymous said...

She has lizard eyes!!

Anonymous said...

She is clearly an ecstacy user. Yo yo, Jo Ann, where do you score your "e"?!?

And her eyes are set far apart they are quite in danger of falling off her face entirely.

Since I endured a childhood of bad teeth and had to spend $15K to correct them, I will only say, HOW THE HELL do you make $165K a year and NOT fix those chompers?!?! Lord, honey, you can self fix and sand them down or something!

Anonymous said...

I loved that mini series, "V"! Whata star. What a shining star. Lovely,
smiley, reptilian! Yay Peter! You know last night I was treated to condi(sorry to change the subject. but I think these two gals could party with a bunch of lab mice.) speaking dubbed in Madarin with Caqntonese subtitles. yes

Peteykins said...

Ha ha! No apologies necessary, Andrew! All roads, after all, lead back to Condi.

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that I didn't even need to think back to V to know what you meant? What a protuding jaw! Line her up with Katherine Harris and watch them fight it out.

isabelita said...

It besmirches the reptilian kingdom to even compare this creature with any of them.

Anonymous said...

Sparklepony,

Is Katherine Harris one of your pony palls? She has great hair and also appears to be made of molded plastic. I think she could use a friend in the media about now.

Peteykins said...

Oh, Katherine Harris is for sure a top Sparklefave. Yesterday, though, I had a picture of her, and I was altering it to make it look a lot worse, which is what all the cool kids do, but.... well, it came out so freaking scary that I couldn't post it. Seriously, it was way too disturbing.