More! I must have more Jo Ann Emerson! Have you all read between the lines of yesterday's story? Did Jo Ann go to the luv seminar place (at lobbyist/"thinkthank" expense, natch) because she caught her husband fooling around? Just speculating.
Speaking of the sanctity of marriage, well, don't get Jo Ann started:
As a wife, mother, and grandmother, the values our nation holds dear are important to Jo Ann. She understands that the morals we teach and uphold in Southern Missouri are the backbone of our way of life. That's why she has worked to defend the sacred institution of marriage and to protect the rights of the unborn. She believes those rights ought to be reflected in the highest laws of our land, the U.S. Constitution, along with the protection of prayer and our American flag. Jo Ann Emerson champions the Southern Missouri family at every opportunity.Oh, she's like a Sparkle Pony dream come true. More to come!
8 comments:
WOW. She's a grandmother?! Also, the above photo totally reminds me of Janice The Muppet
Never heard of her, but I already don't care for her.
Jeez..once again let us care for the unborn so we can abandon them when they are unwanted children..
Ummm..PSP..thats not a Nascar car..its called a Modified.I know no one gives a shat but I wanted to point it out..why I dont know.
Love her firesuit..ain't she cute as a bug in it? And that coathanger grin from ear to ear..priceless.
She was born in Washington and grew up nest to Cokie R. and worked at a think tank when her husband was the congressman from that district, so she knows a thing or two about junketeering. Wonder how long it took her to the new husband, sanctity-of-marriagewise...
keith@clamormagazine.org
ps I suspect she is not a natural blond...
She is living evidence of the importance of orthodontia at the critical formative stage.
Miss Pony, Back to Condi pleaseeee. Blondie not blogworthy.
I love the specifics of "Southern Missouri" because everyone knows that those Northern Missourians are Godless fetus-eaters.
She's way too gummy.
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