U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (L) and Armenian Foreign Minister Vartan Oskanian arrive at the signing of Millennium Challenge Compact between U.S. and Armeni at the State Department in Washington March 27, 2006. REUTERS/Jim YoungThis is why they invented the Condibot, to take the real thing's place during exceptionally pointless ceremonies like this. OMG, the Millennium Challenge Compact! Fucking awesome! It's an event so earth-shattering that zero news outlets wrote anything about it, they were so awed. Look at the awkwardness of the Secretary of State's simulacra: bent and gangly in an ill-chosen black suitlet... that's how you know it's the Condibot. The real Leezza (can I call her that once in a while?), I'm guessing, is at home on the couch catching up on Desperate Housewives.
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judging from the latest revelations of Condi's butt exhibitionism, I'm guessing she'd rather take advantage of the condibot's filling in for her by searching for more spanking porn (she's definately a closet spanko).
Yes! Yes! Call her the real Leezza!
I object.
Leezza sounds too cool, even if it is spelled with two e's and two z's.
I say her parents gave her a creepy name and she should be referred to by it.
I know a woman who goes by the name Bree when her actual name is Brizelda.
Same thing.
She gave 235 million to Armenia. Thats a really nice gift dont you think?
She's so nice.
This is Armenia if you're curious
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenia
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