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U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) attends a memorial service for Coretta Scott King at the New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, Georgia, outside of Atlanta, February 7, 2006. REUTERS/Larry Downing

Sorry... that headline's a lot more exciting than this Condoleezza Hairdo Status Report™ merits. As you can see, the coiffure has come back down to earth to attend Coretta Scott King's memorial service. Quite a change from the 'do's wild excesses the other night.

The Hairdo Alert Level, as a result, has settled back to the always-disappointing 'guarded'. What a letdown. Plus, I totally bet she hasn't been doing her facial exercises.

That's a funny picture, though, isn't it? Whatcha looking at, Condi?