Friday, February 17, 2006

Sometimes a Pink Tie is Just a Pink Tie



From Robin Givhan's deconstruction of the tie Cheney wore for his Fox interview:
Cheney's pink four-in-hand registered in the manner of pigtails on a gangsta rapper. In the parlance of hip-hop, the look is full of macho swagger and the not-so-subtle suggestion that even with the hairdo of a pre-adolescent girl, the rapper is still the toughest thing standing in the room. The incongruous sartorial flourish is a display of irony and confidence.

Whether he intended it to do so or not, Cheney's pink tie came across as a mocking nod to the culture's well-trod -- and often absurd -- path to forgiveness after a public debacle: Pass through the valley of silence. Turn right at the big pit of self-righteousness. Wallow in spotlit contrition. Be sure not to look sweaty and shifty-eyed on camera. ("Oprah" appearance optional.)
Ummm... What? OK, so read the whole article, and discover that what Robin's saying is that pink is the color of contrition, except for the times when it isn't. I get it! The color is meaningless; to determine the attitude of the person wearing it, you have to... um... determine the attitude of the person wearing it.

Could somebody please fetch Ms. Givhan her pills?

6 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I thought the pink tie was the ultimate phallic symbol.
By wearing it, he was saying, "Yeah, I'm Big Dick, so don't mess with me unless your tie is bigger."

Unknown said...

Pink is also the color of some prisons..it's suppose to be a calming color..lol.keep the masses of child molesters and gangsters calm and quiet.

In AZ they make the prisoners wear pink underwear.I shit you not dear Pony..don't ask me how I know..please..

Peteykins said...

I know about the pink underwear! Didn't that crazy Sherrif do that?

Anonymous said...

Can we PLEASE see this guy in a 'fro..............

Anonymous said...

Sheriff Joe Arpaio is definitely crazy.

Anonymous said...

the pink tie is just part of the top secret government plan "Operation Hypno-Ties", which goes under the assumption that you can tell the public anything as long as you're wearing the right color of tie.