Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Condoleezza's Hairdo Responds to the State of the Union Speech



That's an unaltered photo from last night. What the heck is going on with that hairdo? Is it a tumor? Girlfriend has some serious bulk going on back there. Whoah.

EDIT: Could it be the Condibot with a dysfunctional prototype wig?

12 comments:

samael7 said...

OMG, is that where Voldemort went now?? Or -- *gasp* -- Jean Schmidt???

What's the current alert status? We had an outbreak of hats not too long ago, but it was short lived and you lowered the status.

(P.S. Had to delete previous post because my link was wrong. :( Enjoy my crappy first attempt at photo-humor!)

Peteykins said...

Yes, the alert was raised when she went to Africa, because there was a lot of hat-wearin' going on, but then I lowered it back down when she returned.

I've raised it again because of last night's eerie hairdo phenomenon. As soon as I see evidense that it was only a coiffure malfunction, I'll lower it back down again.

Is this all pointless, the raising and then lowering back down? Of course not! These blips are all that have prevented the status from being lowered to the lowest rung... and nobody wants that.

Lulu Maude said...

It houses her transmitter.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think she had her voodition add a little pillow into her weave so she could rest her head during the speech.
But I did love the Jean Schmidt photo gag...very nice, Samael 7.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Added notes:
-At least Bush didn't have his middle finger crooked so Condi would get one of those "naughty surprise" handshakes.
And look at Rumsfeld's complexion. Looks like he used flour as face powder.

TOS said...

more like helmet hair wearing - that thing looks like an aqua-net musk-oil sheen battering ram...

Karen Zipdrive said...

Let's pretend her head is really shaped like that. Go on, try it. It's fun.

z7q2 said...

Perhaps it's Rumsfeld's static electric aura pulling the back of Condi's hair towards him?

I noticed W give Condi a kiss on his way to the podium.

Anonymous said...

The naughty middle finger posting made me bark with laughter, but I think the "hair" covers an inflatable BS meter.

Scramble message is "Gaza give" more or less. Okay. Are these secret messages important? Is DHS paying attention?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Heyyy- my car got stolen last night. It's just about the right size to be garaged in the back of Condi's hair-do...
Could it be she's a hot car fence?

Unknown said...

I vote for the wig..or the transmitter..either sounds plausible.

Peteykins said...

I think the Jean Schmidt implant is for sure my favorite.