/* author's note: this CondiBot program stolen from the same Jim Henson laboratory where she, Dick Cheny, and Ronald Reagan (aka "The Mark I") were all built */
public class condiApplause extends condiBot, implements personalityInteracter {
// private functions only available to condi and a few exceptional donors to the RNC private void condiMouthMovement (); private void condiEyeMovement (); private void condiNeckMovement ();
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/* author's note: this CondiBot program stolen from the same Jim Henson laboratory where she, Dick Cheny, and Ronald Reagan (aka "The Mark I") were all built */
public class condiApplause extends condiBot, implements personalityInteracter {
// private functions only available to condi and a few exceptional donors to the RNC
private void condiMouthMovement ();
private void condiEyeMovement ();
private void condiNeckMovement ();
public static void main ( String args[] ){
try {
if (honoree == presidentBush) {
condiMouthMovement(toothyGrin);
condiEyeMovement(bangMeBigPapa);
condiNeckMovement(iLoveMeSomeBotox);
} else if (honoree == foreignPerson) {
condiMouthMovement(closedMouthGrin);
condiEyeMovement(sillyForeigner);
condiNeckMovement(holdUpMyPerlsHoney);
} else if (honoree == enemyOfState) {
condiMouthMovement(smirkLikeYourManBeCheating);
condiEyeMovement(scowlLikeBigMomma);
condiNeckMovement(tiltAndRoll);
} else if (honoree == stupidDemocrat) {
condiMouthMovement(bigFakeSmile);
condiEyeMovement(getMeOutOfHere);
condiNeckMovement(letsRunForTheBorder);
}
} catch (unexpectedPerson u) {
u.logError(whoDaFuckAreYou);
condiMouthMovement(topTeethOnly);
condiEyeMovement(lookThenRoll);
condiNeckMovement(iDidTooManySquatsAtTheGymThisMorning);
}
system.Exit(0);
}
} // end condiApplause
How impressive!
Damn, you're onto our plan!
You have to admit, though, that the bad teeth gave the Condi Bot an authentic touch.
So do the creepy freckles.
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