Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Desperate for News

OMG can we all please stop redeeming our gift cards for a second and MAKE SOME NEWS?

This will have to do: Marion Barry was mugged last night, according to the local news. Late last night. In his own kitchen. He claims some young men had helped him bring some groceries inside, and then came back and robbed him.

I wonder how heavy the groceries were? An eighth of an ounce?

3 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I wish I could gin up some sympathy for Berry, but I just cannot.
I am not a racist, but letting some DC black dudes in my kitchen late at night is just not something I'd do.
Drug sharing should not be a compulsary deed.

Unknown said...

LMAO princess..good one..as a former resident of Mclean VA I am far too familiar with Berry's bullshit..and his drug habit.

Anonymous said...

" I am not a racist, but letting some DC black dudes in my kitchen late at night is just not something I'd do."

Usually whem people begin a sentence with this phrase, they mean the opposite of what they say. If you were truly not racist, you would have said that "I would not let ANYONE in my kitchen late at night."

Ugh...this post is slmost as tawdry as the guy who had a picture of himself and Shirley Q Liquor in his profile.

Sparklepony,

I have been lurking on your page for quite some and it never fails to entertain me. It provides a much needed escape from the more heavy-handed political sites I usually visit. Keep up the good work (I just couldn't let that Zipdrive person's postr pass without commenting on it)!