Overnight, like an especially insidious, garish blight of mushrooms, these campaign signs have infested my neighborhood. I don't know what offends me more, the overall in-your-face brightness or the Coca-Cola-inspired color scheme.
The worst thing about them is that they're made out of that durable, corrugated plastic, so these things will be around junking up the place for a long time. I'm also expecting the red pigment to fade, so they'll look even shittier in a couple of months. Plus, we'll be seeing an awful lot of this, since I'm not the only one who wants Linda to go away:
The election is over a year away! This is actually going to get worse! Somebody, please, stop the madness!
2 comments:
Can't you make one glittery sign that expresses your dislike of politicians who make your neighborhood trashy and request that she puts up her signs a little closer to the election? Then call your local news stations and send in pictures of your sign, they like things like that (unless they are on the take from Linda)
You know they'll turn pink later...a garish Jon Benet beauty pagent pink. Not tasteful pink like yours.
Now who am I supposed to vote for? Fenty's signs aren't exactly purty either.
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