OMG, she's in the disaster zone? Isn't it like 104 degrees and 80% humidity? Her hair must be under an unbelivable amount of stress. Why hasn't the hairdo alert system responded? What does this say about preparedness?
If she were really in the disaster zone, I might consider raising the alert status, but she's being squired around so carefully, and believe me, she's got enough product in that 'do to withstand any amount of humidity. Don't forget that her coiffure is designed for sticky Washington!
Man, she may be a 'bot, and sometimes she's pretty scary-looking, but in this picture... I'd grab that hand and say "C'mon Condi, I know this nice soft mud-puddle out back where you & me can get neked and roll around..."
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Is she saying: Sorry my husband couldn't make it. You touch the fucking water bottle in my other hand and I'll have you thrown out of here.
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"sorry i was late...ya know i had a...thing."
well, yesterday was the last day for those whites... i hope those sassy new shoes were appropriately dowdy and wintry...
OMG, she's in the disaster zone? Isn't it like 104 degrees and 80% humidity? Her hair must be under an unbelivable amount of stress. Why hasn't the hairdo alert system responded? What does this say about preparedness?
If she were really in the disaster zone, I might consider raising the alert status, but she's being squired around so carefully, and believe me, she's got enough product in that 'do to withstand any amount of humidity. Don't forget that her coiffure is designed for sticky Washington!
Thanks for your concern, though!
But, but, what about looters and alligators? what if Chertoff-the-living-dead should lumber into her hairdo?
Man, she may be a 'bot, and sometimes she's pretty scary-looking, but in this picture... I'd grab that hand and say "C'mon Condi, I know this nice soft mud-puddle out back where you & me can get neked and roll around..."
Grrrarlll! :-)
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