Sparkle Pony Survey! Do You Hate Hairdressers Enough?

AP reports that we've finally got the first extremist group coming boldly out of the closet with their disdain for the hairdresser-lovin' Supreme Court Nominee. And, as usual, the group, the awkwardly-named Public Advocate of the United States, has a peculiar obsession with the light loafer set. Be sure to click on the picture below to see their web site's incredible survey, which dutifully includes such totally-non-loaded questions as this:

Well, duh! I think I can make their survey a ton more fun, though, so click on the picture below and take my revised version: