Saturday, July 23, 2005

Condoleezza Photo Funnies

For the zillionth time, it's always fun to see the wire photographers struggle to come up with new ways to make pictures of Condoleezza interesting. After all, the world craves a constant stream of relentlessly updated Condiproduct™. This morning in the Palestinian Authority headquarters in Ramallah, Reuters' Laszlo Balogh and Oleg Popov and AP's Nasser Nasser had so much fun! Let's see if we can figure out what's going on here from these unaltered, uncropped photos:



OK, so here's Condi (it's an updo day) adjusting her headphones. She appears to be standing outdoors in front of some ancient, picturesque building. But wait a minute...



The setting is peculiar, isn't it? How is the perspective changing so radically, so quickly? Is Condi being wheeled by on a dolly? And, um... wouldn't it actually be strange for her to be speaking right out in public in a dangerous place, with her back to an oddly deserted scene?



Something's off... I just can't put my finger on it...



OK, I think I know what's going on...



It's a painting! You tricky devils!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dr. Condoleezza Rice entered the room wearing only a red satin bra and panties. On her feet wasa pair of black stiletto sandles. I immediately drop to my knees and began to grovel at herfeet." I love you Condi " , I whimper. While kissing her toes. I caught her musty scent mixed with Aimez Moi perfume by Caron. I become aroused . I attempt to run my hand up the back of her calf. but Condi instructed me to go to the black leather couch. Condi sat down and I laid face down across her lap andshe began to spank me. At first the slaps were light but after a few moments they came harder and more rhythmic . Her fingers left red welts in my pasty white ass. After a few minutes my ass checks became sore and I began to anticipate the slap before it came. The pain was becoming unbearable and Condi was showing no signs of letting up, she was clearly enjoying inflicting this pain on me. In her slapping frenzy her long red finger nails removed bits of skin from the inside of my ass cheeks making the pain exquisite. About three minutes later the slaps began to waver, clearly Condi's right arm was getting tired. It was good for me as the pain was becoming almost unbearable . Now my ass cheeks felt red hot and although I felt like crying out, I did not. I could not let Condi see my pain . If she sensed I was in agony this would provoke her to hit me harder and I couldn't take much more . Shortly after that the spanking stopped altogether, she was exhausted . I looked over my shoulder to see her beautiful black skin covered with sweat and could hear her heavy breathing. I became aroused even further. I sat up and we embraced. I kissed her forehead and could taste the saltiness of her skin. I repeated again " I love you so much Condi ". We then traded positions , now it was my turn to spank her. "Condi lowered her panties and lay across my lap."Condi " I said, "you have been a very bad girl and now I'm going to give that sweetass a properspanking." I feel Condi's wetness on my legs. Now she is aroused.