Wire Service Photographers Increasingly Desperate

I feel sorry for the sad photographers who have been assigned to the Condi squad. They're no doubt tired of her static hairdo and limited repertoire of unattractive facial expressions, but they're forced by their cruel overlords to shoot her every move. So how do they deal with the boredom? Well, as I previously pointed out, they get distracted by the scenery or, in the case of this enterprising Reuters snapper, they get all arty in an attempt to do something --anything-- to liven things up: