Oh you are SO delightfully bent. The last time I attended Mass, my gf at the time and I snuck past the detectors with some doubletalk about just being really really good friends. But then the kneelers dragged us through a trapdoor in the floor and into a reeducation camp where we were forced to wear our hair in bouffants. My gf snapped and now prowls the back alleys of Ames, Iowa with a bible and a shotgun. Oh the humanity.
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this is hilarious and much the way i feel being a "lapsed catholic"
Oh you are SO delightfully bent. The last time I attended Mass, my gf at the time and I snuck past the detectors with some doubletalk about just being really really good friends. But then the kneelers dragged us through a trapdoor in the floor and into a reeducation camp where we were forced to wear our hair in bouffants. My gf snapped and now prowls the back alleys of Ames, Iowa with a bible and a shotgun. Oh the humanity.
Anyway, these hand turkeys are hilarious!
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