Friday, April 01, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: Pat Buchanan Marinated In Chunky Blue Cheese!

Read about it here. Unaltered pic below:



KALAMAZOO, Michigan (AP) -- Commentator and former presidential candidate Pat Buchanan cut short an appearance after an opponent of his conservative views doused him with salad dressing.

Salad dressing? So we've moved beyond pies? What's next? Anne Coulter showered with Fruity Mike 'n' Ikes? John Negroponte dipped in strawberry/white chocolate granache? Bill O'Reilly rolled in bread crumbs and flash-fried?

Pardon me... I'm getting hungry...

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