Extreme Senatorial Makeover!

It hasn't been fun to be Rick Santorum lately. Actually, is it --or has it ever been-- fun to be Rick Santorum at all, ever? First he had a bad word named after him (PARENTS: If you can't remember just how naughty and icky this word is, refresh your memory here. KIDS: Don't click on that link, OK?), and lately, he's been getting mixed reviews for his role as Head Cheerleader for Mr. Bush's plan to strategically cripple save Social Security, and his *wink wink nudge nudge* minimum wage "raise" proposal was too mean even for his typically mean-spirited playmates, who probably just couldn't stop giggling when they got to the small print section.

Mr. Santorum, or 'Sticky Ricky', as I like to call him, really needs a new style. Hmmm... Head Cheerleader... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?