Don't Fear Mr. Negroponte

Moms and Dads: Are your children afraid of John Negroponte, the nominee for Director of National Intelligence? This can be a problem, but it's preventable. As a public services, Princess Sparkle Pony is excited to present the first in a series of pictures designed to make your children comfortable with the former US Ambassador to Iraq. Print it out and post it on your refrigerator, the playroom bulletin board or, for very young kiddies, the mobile hanging above their cribs.

Isn't he less scary already?