tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post7979021246890580580..comments2024-03-22T04:37:47.139-04:00Comments on Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like CallistapaloozaPeteykinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15960842777164948590noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-103870361851285782011-12-22T17:24:08.911-05:002011-12-22T17:24:08.911-05:00Westnorth makes the call that in late 2007 she loo...Westnorth makes the call that in late 2007 she looked like a person and in December 2008, the face has gone completely Stepford. What happened in the meantime? Well, a Kenyan Islamofascist usurper was illegally elected. It might just be coincidence.<br /><br />As to who should play her in the biopic, too many people are choosing actresses that are about her age. If we go with an actress who age is appropriate to the way Callista looks, Glenn Close would be an excellent choice. No prosthetics necessary, just hours every day getting the hair right.Matthew Hubbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17769958949302039878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-87677448123173083342011-12-22T15:36:44.625-05:002011-12-22T15:36:44.625-05:00Wow, that's some fancy rhetoric, Samael! Calli...Wow, that's some fancy rhetoric, Samael! Callista brings inspires the best in everybody!Peteykinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15960842777164948590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-91596034672022244042011-12-22T13:45:55.836-05:002011-12-22T13:45:55.836-05:00Wow! The Hairetrospective is awesome! 2007 is appa...Wow! The Hairetrospective is awesome! 2007 is apparently when she decided to go Full Metal Plantinum, but she kept some natural wave and body. She also started shopping at Stepford Circus or wherever it is they sell the dresses that match the twinset and pearls.<br /><br />One might wonder what pushed her over the "event horizon" of hairdressing. By Jan 2010 we have the Orb of Callista started; by Dec 2010, perfected.<br /><br />One wonders, what was her muse? Did she gaze upon the moon and take inspiration from her near-namesake's patron, Artemis? Did she aspire, simply, to some non-Euclidean perfecton or music of the spheres? <br /><br />Or did she just happen to catch sight of her husband's naked ass while bent over, and, like the urban legends of the terrified, bear that stigmata forever on her pate?<br /><br />Ah, Callista, my enigma!samael7https://www.blogger.com/profile/13307706556252825261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-51610681257556865812011-12-22T08:54:29.373-05:002011-12-22T08:54:29.373-05:00I think we've learned our lesson from Sarah Pa...I think we've learned our lesson from Sarah Palin, that supremely annoying Republicans never go away. Therefore, I have high hopes that Callista will be with us forever. (And yes, HuffPo only did a half-assed job on the slide show, but that's HuffPo for you.) Meanwhile, on the biopic front, it's dawned on me that Nicole Kidman won an Oscar in a part with a prosthetic nose.The Cat's Meowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16429514271406563998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-26678351496516977292011-12-22T08:48:39.764-05:002011-12-22T08:48:39.764-05:00What a Callista treasure trove this post is! Hours...What a Callista treasure trove this post is! Hours (okay, seconds) of fun follow-the-links time.<br /><br />A veritable theme park.<br /><br />C's hairdo does seem poised to carry the southern states, even if Newt can't.Lulu Maudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03100523351881499282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-5698130359161574102011-12-22T08:48:02.403-05:002011-12-22T08:48:02.403-05:00Rosa,
Worse yet, she is often yang sanpaku. Veddy...Rosa,<br />Worse yet, she is often yang sanpaku. Veddy, veddy bad (or so says Wikipedia).poonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-30518507060426453072011-12-22T08:09:05.801-05:002011-12-22T08:09:05.801-05:00...it's early...haven't had any caffeine y......it's early...haven't had any caffeine yet...was reading through this latest post and from the periphery of my own R.E.M., i SWEAR i saw the great and wonderful Callista wink at me...<br /><br />What? Surely this was just an illusion of some kind...my own brain working against me at such an early hour...<br /><br />I focused my attention on those beady, sky-blue eyes and...*blink*...<br /><br />SHE WANTS MY SOUL!Rod N OHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-48437640474386992572011-12-22T07:48:24.877-05:002011-12-22T07:48:24.877-05:00Wow that video Christmas card damaged me: Her voic...Wow that video Christmas card damaged me: Her voice, and I have been pronouncing Callista incorrectly! "Call-ee-stah" My bad! I'm sorry!<br /><br />Must go repent now.TexasYankeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507342101881868750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-2256126693397324372011-12-22T04:16:31.228-05:002011-12-22T04:16:31.228-05:00Just because Newt can't win doesnt mean Callis...Just because Newt can't win doesnt mean Callista doesnt have a lot of books still to sell. They'll keep going for as long as there is a space for a table to peddle their products.<br />I can't wait for the next book about how the nomination was stolen from Newt and how much poorer the US is without first lady Callista.theheadlandnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-16711258169910425132011-12-22T02:13:42.479-05:002011-12-22T02:13:42.479-05:00Oh my, the first few photos in that HuffPo retrosp...Oh my, the first few photos in that HuffPo retrospective left me dumbfounded. That nose She had an expressive face, circa 2007! I know those unfortunate puffy bangs were in ca. 2000, but they looked super-unfortunate dangling over her face.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-6784991696530802682011-12-22T02:11:46.323-05:002011-12-22T02:11:46.323-05:00Sometimes she is sanpaku. In "spinning Callis...Sometimes she is sanpaku. In "spinning Callista heads" she is sanpaku. You'll recall that we once had a <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/clintonvilleTom/496px-John_F_Kennedy.jpg/" rel="nofollow">president who was sanpaku</a>, and that did not go well at all. Maybe she should eat more brown rice.<br /><br />(I know this is a "scoop" but I couldn't restrain myself!)Rosa S. Levinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-26138892174628556422011-12-21T21:53:27.973-05:002011-12-21T21:53:27.973-05:00I like the commenter who quotes Rubin and answers ...I like the commenter who quotes Rubin and answers her:<br /><br />Now let’s take a look at Callista. " <br /> <br />Let's not. We might be turned into stoneGlennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03681336164718681936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-23777663805419033622011-12-21T21:32:26.532-05:002011-12-21T21:32:26.532-05:00Peteykins, I follow the numbers and I have good ne...Peteykins, I follow the numbers and I have good news for you. Newt is tanking in Iowa and New Hampshire, but he is still shining bright in the next contests, late January primaries in South Carolina and Florida. Back in 2000 when John McCain actually was a maverick, it was South Carolina that saved GW Bush's bacon, so you might see yet another re-birth of Newt's chances.<br /><br />Of course, he has a month to keep running his mouth and his opponents will likely have enough money to flood the airwaves in those states the way they have in Iowa, so it's not a done deal yet.Matthew Hubbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17769958949302039878noreply@blogger.com