tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post5607941428945899851..comments2023-12-04T15:03:06.845-05:00Comments on Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog: More Pictures of the Wonderful New My Little Slutty Pony ToysPeteykinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15960842777164948590noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-85143114102437729792010-09-19T09:32:12.178-04:002010-09-19T09:32:12.178-04:00Oh wow... WOW...
I really really hope that these...Oh wow... WOW...<br /><br />I really really hope that these turn out to have been an elaborate satire for the same reasons Samael7 mentions: the Struts look like what you'd get if you combined *everything* girls are *supposed* to like. (I can assure you, and yes I may be speaking strictly for myself, not all girls like these things.) It doesn't help that I'm learning about these things right after seeing what can only be described as a "Slutty Big Bird" costume at iParty the other day.<br /><br />More succinctly, "You got your Bratz cash-in all over my My Little Pony knock-off!"Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08108657342054862720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-58278320546537591492009-10-24T14:56:57.467-04:002009-10-24T14:56:57.467-04:00They're ponies. Since when do god damned poni...They're ponies. Since when do god damned ponies where heels?12 hour pillshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07343008568460085129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-25731368188522510582009-05-18T04:03:00.000-04:002009-05-18T04:03:00.000-04:00Oh silly jxdnxs... obviously
Sierra: Caucasian
Ri...Oh silly jxdnxs... obviously <br />Sierra: Caucasian<br />Rio: Hispanic (its in the name of course!)<br />Milan: Asian<br />Sydney: African American<br /><br />They're still diverse, they're just RACIST!<br /><br />YAY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-30700389732077025412009-03-23T01:29:00.000-04:002009-03-23T01:29:00.000-04:00Wow!!! these are the wonderful toys.I like these t...Wow!!! these are the wonderful toys.<BR/>I like these toys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-71831028211233591762008-09-23T04:11:00.000-04:002008-09-23T04:11:00.000-04:00Hey, this page is No. 2 on a Google search for "St...Hey, this page is No. 2 on a Google search for "Strutz horse toy." It comes before their own page.marauder34https://www.blogger.com/profile/00651154474169358422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-86122001786757627832008-07-22T06:22:00.000-04:002008-07-22T06:22:00.000-04:004 horses of the apocalypse4 horses of the apocalypseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-78227773597558833482008-07-21T13:16:00.000-04:002008-07-21T13:16:00.000-04:00You've obviously never seen some of the WEIRDER st...<I>You've obviously never seen some of the WEIRDER stuff that pops up in Furry Fandom.</I><BR/><BR/>Having been involved, as an artist and writer, in that community since its early days, I’ve watched its evolution and seen a wealth of material ranging from entirely wholesome and inoffensive to stuff that makes my skin crawl. (If you’re a sports fan: how many other sports fans have you met that make you embarrassed to be a sports fan?)<BR/><BR/>Yes, I’ve an interest in <I>some</I> of the adult material, but there’s a difference between works created by adults for an adult audience and . . . this. This is just wrong. Not to mention utterly tasteless. Way to send the wrong message to an already vulnerable age group!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-13695075885037261762008-07-16T13:34:00.000-04:002008-07-16T13:34:00.000-04:00I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY LOOK AT A TO...I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY LOOK AT A TOY AND CAN MAKE SOMETHING DIRTY FROM IT. THESE TOYS ARE VERY CUTE AND FUN TO PLAY WITH FOR KIDS. THEY ARE JUST A TOY!!!! YOU ARE PROBABLY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO THINK LITTLE BOYS WILL BECOME GAY IF THEY PLAY WITH DOLLS. I AM GLAD MY DAUGHTER IS STILL PLAYING WITH TOYS AND NOT SPENDING ALL HER TIME ON THE INTERNET. I THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO CAN TURN A HORSE TOY INTO A WHORE DON'T UNDERSTAND CHILDREN AT ALL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-82910193496059964942008-04-16T13:23:00.000-04:002008-04-16T13:23:00.000-04:00It's like someone made a gesture toward sexualizin...<I>It's like someone made a gesture toward sexualizing a horse without having ever previously encountered either sex or a horse.</I> -- NonHill<BR/><BR/>You've obviously never seen some of the WEIRDER stuff that pops up in Furry Fandom...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-9082187719859979332008-04-16T13:19:00.000-04:002008-04-16T13:19:00.000-04:00This is what you get when you crossbreed My Little...This is what you get when you crossbreed My Little Pony with Bratz.<BR/><BR/>And "Whorses" was the title of a one-off underground strip by Vaughn Bode back in the Seventies. Those original "Whorses" were giant Bode Broads in harness, ridden by wisecracking Bode Lizards. (And if you don't understand the references, you're deprived.)<BR/><BR/>How much do you think Cheech Wizard would charge to GOOMPH! whoever came up with these New "Whorses"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-4761358984514919042008-04-16T12:56:00.000-04:002008-04-16T12:56:00.000-04:00This is the way the world endsThis is the way the ...This is the way the world ends<BR/>This is the way the world ends<BR/>This is the way the world ends<BR/>Not with a bang, but a whinny <BR/><BR/>(with apologies to T. S. Eliot)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10217795468650438608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-46459416069659882472008-04-15T22:11:00.000-04:002008-04-15T22:11:00.000-04:00"It's the end of the world as we know it, oh, it's...<I>"It's the end of the world as we know it, oh, it's the end of the world as we know it..."</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-44742185978177273152008-04-14T04:13:00.000-04:002008-04-14T04:13:00.000-04:00This reminds me of the series of "Barbies" that we...This reminds me of the series of "Barbies" that went around in an e-mail at one point. (There was devorce Barbie, and a whole bunch others. I don't remember them all.), except with modernized my little ponies. Please someone tell me that's what's going on here. Because if not... I think I'm going to die.firstRainbowRosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16051209037408751374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-85422821559028336642008-04-10T18:06:00.000-04:002008-04-10T18:06:00.000-04:00WTF????This toy developer goes on the list of F***...WTF????<BR/>This toy developer goes on the list of F***Tards that should be shot. This damn thing does not even resemble any sort of an Equine species! What a horrid display of un-creativity...I would never, and I mean never buy this for my daughter....I think I would smack her if she even thought about looking at it. This is a total disgrace to the toy horse world...I mean...even those little China/Japan cheapies resemble a horse at least! Go back to art class...research equine anatomy...actually...research everything all over again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-22183003027277591072008-04-04T11:44:00.000-04:002008-04-04T11:44:00.000-04:00I... uh... what? I mean, seriously, what?Platform ...I... uh... what? I mean, seriously, <I>what</I>?<BR/><BR/>Platform lace-ups on <I>horses</I>? And jewelry? And handbags? And... and... WTF!?<BR/><BR/>'Cuase, y'know, little girls are just so over horses. You gotta pimp those ponies!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-4069981549441185562008-03-27T14:00:00.000-04:002008-03-27T14:00:00.000-04:00I'm actually terrified. BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY. It'...I'm actually terrified. BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY. It's like some tragic skinny train wreck.<BR/><BR/>What kind of drugs are the creators of these things on, and can I have some?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-35367770588634430142008-03-27T11:11:00.000-04:002008-03-27T11:11:00.000-04:00Are these horse toys for real? If so, OMG. Here's...Are these horse toys for real? If so, OMG. Here's something equally appalling which is actually real...a British video game that encourages girls as young as 7 to get breast implants for their avatars....http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/03/25/miss.bimbo/index.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-17686542514119252672008-03-27T08:33:00.000-04:002008-03-27T08:33:00.000-04:00What's particularly apalling is that they are hype...What's particularly apalling is that they are hyper-sexualized in such a weirdly <I>asexual</I> way -- the shirt (such as it is) is covering the horse's collarbone. The frilly skirt is half way up the abdomen.<BR/><BR/>It's like someone made a gesture toward sexualizing a horse without having ever previously encountered either sex or a horse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-66349348852970161572008-03-26T01:34:00.000-04:002008-03-26T01:34:00.000-04:00are they atomically correct just like the barbie's...are they atomically correct just like the barbie's are now days?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-87397126156917636112008-03-25T22:51:00.000-04:002008-03-25T22:51:00.000-04:00I wonder what the stallions / geldings look like, ...I wonder what the stallions / geldings look like, to go along with these ponies.. <BR/><BR/>Pimps with big purple 70's style velvet wide brimmed hats?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-28433873420749798772008-03-12T18:59:00.000-04:002008-03-12T18:59:00.000-04:00Elliott just called and asked me to patch him thro...Elliott just called and asked me to patch him through. <BR/><BR/>He wants to rent one.Lulu Maudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03100523351881499282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-78414360137667357372008-03-10T17:43:00.000-04:002008-03-10T17:43:00.000-04:00AnthropomoronismAnthropomoronismAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-7793455385031266662008-03-10T14:49:00.000-04:002008-03-10T14:49:00.000-04:00Note the ridiculous number of tiny choking hazards...Note the ridiculous number of tiny choking hazards for said 4-yr-olds:<BR/>--anklets on each pony's leg (also: wouldn't the wearing of such bangles by these equine harlots just be begging for leg-breakage and thus the shooting of the pony?)<BR/>--little strappy shoes<BR/>--earrings?<BR/>--tiny Payless handbags<BR/>--necklaces (mane-laces?)<BR/><BR/>How long before we get the first series of recalls?dguzmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01811101661607351661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-47519564724706984472008-03-09T22:57:00.000-04:002008-03-09T22:57:00.000-04:00Truly, truly appalling. So wrong.Truly, truly appalling. So wrong.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-46426238559801583862008-03-09T14:46:00.000-04:002008-03-09T14:46:00.000-04:00@distributorcap: the Condi pony was at the GW vs L...@distributorcap: the Condi pony was at the GW vs Louisville basketball game...while the Middle East achieves peace and harmony.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com