tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post3976435347640521642..comments2024-03-22T04:37:47.139-04:00Comments on Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog: Thin-Skinned Christians Now Upset About Chewing GumPeteykinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15960842777164948590noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-14944484621596369272010-11-17T13:51:23.315-05:002010-11-17T13:51:23.315-05:00There is only one possible explanation: Bill Johns...There is only one possible explanation: Bill Johnson is a closet homosexual, like most social conservatives are. Any guy who would complain about lesbian innuendo in a commercial is obviously gay (not that there is anything inherently wrong with being gay), and Bill Johnson is gayer than Ted Haggard and Larry Craig combined!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-25884346763457510032007-07-09T16:44:00.000-04:002007-07-09T16:44:00.000-04:00I think that commercial actually made me think abo...I think that commercial actually made me think about buying that stinky-sounding gum.<BR/><BR/>---------->>>>>That's big Spla-choo points for ya.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-69245078665287985082007-07-03T08:22:00.000-04:002007-07-03T08:22:00.000-04:00As an indoorsy lesbian, I freshen my breath by gna...As an indoorsy lesbian, I freshen my breath by gnawing on the dewy freshness of snarky straight girls.<BR/>:PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-47359270147118801352007-07-02T20:02:00.000-04:002007-07-02T20:02:00.000-04:00I didn't know lesbians even used chewing gum. I t...I didn't know lesbians even used chewing gum. I thought they freshened their breath by gnawing on cedar branches or something similarly outdoorsy.Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-14122090079108474672007-07-02T13:56:00.000-04:002007-07-02T13:56:00.000-04:00gimme some o' that gum!gimme some o' that gum!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-22672333059092226042007-07-02T10:39:00.000-04:002007-07-02T10:39:00.000-04:00I too am amused by the fact that they have no prob...I too am amused by the fact that they have no problem with the obvious leading into sin of adultery. Clearly they are giving up the fight against adultery and pre-marital sex, thus debasing themselves int he eyes of the LORD!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-55903839934503181532007-06-30T07:51:00.000-04:002007-06-30T07:51:00.000-04:00PP:FYIhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content...PP:<BR/><BR/>FYI<BR/>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/29/AR2007062902303.html?hpid=sec-worldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-90639295216476649472007-06-29T20:52:00.000-04:002007-06-29T20:52:00.000-04:00the eclitse, precursor to the amazon of ancient my...the eclitse, precursor to the amazon of ancient myth.<BR/>damn sappho for taking melon for her gum:)wassoniihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03865393935494909721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-67157713735381561332007-06-29T09:55:00.000-04:002007-06-29T09:55:00.000-04:00Sounds like the Christians of America are long ove...Sounds like the Christians of America are long overdue for a little hot gum-on-gum action. C'mon, I mean, wasn't God a lesbian or something?IntangibleArtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277140324522000385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-63556572189572798992007-06-29T09:30:00.000-04:002007-06-29T09:30:00.000-04:00It's a slippery slope, Princess! Slippery! For s...It's a slippery slope, Princess! Slippery! <BR/><BR/>For starters I hear the Doublemint Twins plan to one-up Eclipse by finger baning each other on Leno. <BR/><BR/>And Imes Cat Food is launching a beastiality campaign.HRH King Friday XIII, Ret.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10906200050785557272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-45661859652255226792007-06-29T07:15:00.000-04:002007-06-29T07:15:00.000-04:00I didn't think you could chew gum and breathe thro...I didn't think you could chew gum and breathe through your mouth anyway.<BR/><BR/>Wrigley shareholders: you're safe.Jess Wundrunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07627683239720941969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-20497139390546246782007-06-29T06:16:00.000-04:002007-06-29T06:16:00.000-04:00The point of the commercial (thanks randyh) is tha...The point of the commercial (thanks randyh) is that if you chew this brand of ruminate, you will be awesome, no one will be able to resist you. That is <I>so</I> fricken' original. <BR/><BR/>As for the sinfulness; wOOt!!!<BR/><BR/>my confirmation word today was nÿlp, which is the usual thing, with a new twist I kinda liked.Diane Griffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07272277573129141852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-70231655956499302912007-06-28T22:59:00.000-04:002007-06-28T22:59:00.000-04:00See the ad:Can't embed it, so here's a link.It's n...See the ad:<BR/><BR/>Can't embed it, <A HREF="http://youtube.com/watch?v=PAovFOVDWRk" REL="nofollow">so here's a link.</A><BR/><BR/>It's not so bad. Personally I thought kissing that guy to get the melon out of his mouth is more offensive than the looks exchanged with the girl. I think they're setting us up for disappointment if we try the product though. It is gum we're talking about, not ecstasy or some other recreational drug.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-2517791025638731872007-06-28T19:39:00.000-04:002007-06-28T19:39:00.000-04:00Actually, I've seen the ad, and I agree with the c...Actually, I've seen the ad, and I agree with the crazy people. There's some girl-on-girl sexual tension in this ad. Of course, it starts with the hot, predatory girl hitting on the other girl's boyfriend. My take on it is that hot predatory girl will have sex with anyone pretty, kind of like Prince without a penis.<BR/><BR/>I see it an invitation to a threesome, and as a heterosexual male, I can speak with confidence for my gender and persuasion that boy-girl-girl threesomes do NOT promote lesbianism! They promote idiot male fantasies! YAY!<BR/><BR/>word verification: smenitaMatthew Hubbardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17769958949302039878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-71283808663532166892007-06-28T19:03:00.000-04:002007-06-28T19:03:00.000-04:00At first I was in some sympathy with the American ...At first I was in some sympathy with the American Decency Association since "Eclitse" did seem to be taking niche marketing just a bit far, and then realized I had been fooled once again by the genius that is Princess Sparkle Pony. You need a new category, "Ruthlessly Photoshopped."Civic Centerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12362422142667230626noreply@blogger.com