tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post1889635348724911467..comments2024-03-22T04:37:47.139-04:00Comments on Princess Sparkle Pony's Photo Blog: This Year, Why Not Start a New Family Christmas Tradition by Burning Santa in Effigy?Peteykinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15960842777164948590noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-59857466666432642092008-12-19T19:08:00.000-05:002008-12-19T19:08:00.000-05:00The Rapture--another great way to make a buck.I'm ...The Rapture--another great way to make a buck.<BR/><BR/>I'm going to have to take this business opportunity under serious advisement. Obviously, I have overlooked the big money aspect.<BR/><BR/>I guess that's why I'm not a True Christian.Lulu Maudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03100523351881499282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-1168990671927252592008-12-18T21:29:00.000-05:002008-12-18T21:29:00.000-05:00The Christ is in the Caps Lock.The Christ is in the Caps Lock.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-41275121664095059432008-12-18T18:57:00.000-05:002008-12-18T18:57:00.000-05:00we have completely lost our minds on the religious...we have completely lost our minds on the religious front in this country. <BR/><BR/>other fronts too. but the crazy religious loonies are out. of. control.BigAssBellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00196713522104157126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-45672686215239990812008-12-18T18:39:00.000-05:002008-12-18T18:39:00.000-05:00I'm just disappointed that the Santa-Be-Gone doll...I'm just disappointed that the Santa-Be-Gone doll doesn't come with more and varied options for righteous destruction rituals. Is there one that we can press to death with tiny faux boulders? One that comes with a witch ducking stool and a Barbie Dream House Swimming Pool? I'm ready to go Puritan on Santa's ass this year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-81372746598056104732008-12-18T18:31:00.000-05:002008-12-18T18:31:00.000-05:00Holy shit, Pony, I thought you made this whole thi...Holy shit, Pony, I thought you made this whole thing up, including the effigy you made from Kleenex and red Marks-a-Lot.<BR/>For the $95 plus shipping they're charging, you'd think they'd at least include a few strategically placed holes for a little Santa sex before lighting.<BR/>I only wonder if Pastor Harry turned Obama down and made him have to choose Rick Warren as his second choice?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-57333230619442209222008-12-18T15:35:00.000-05:002008-12-18T15:35:00.000-05:00I think it's really Mr. Bill with a fake claymatio...I think it's really Mr. Bill with a fake claymation beard.<BR/>And is it made in America?!?! or is this another Commie Chinese trick?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-56802843301494059652008-12-18T13:22:00.000-05:002008-12-18T13:22:00.000-05:00I so love that they make a point of noting they ap...I so love that they make a point of noting they appeared on "Weird USA"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-29384667871774558292008-12-18T11:34:00.000-05:002008-12-18T11:34:00.000-05:00"DISCLAIMER: Pastor Harry, Carla Day, www.satansra..."DISCLAIMER: Pastor Harry, Carla Day, www.satansrapture.com and DoomsDay Talk Radio are NOT responsible for any injuries, damages or death for anyone who purchases and burns a SANTA BE GONE effigy dolls."<BR/><BR/>Does it matter if I'm wasted while burning Santa? Because I'll definitely be "partking" of copious amounts of eggnog during this year's Santa burning ritual. <BR/><BR/>And remember, if you don't do it for yourself, at least do it for the kids.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-21064897406170738102008-12-18T11:27:00.000-05:002008-12-18T11:27:00.000-05:00"MAKES A GREAT VCR GIFT"? I've never bought gifts..."MAKES A GREAT VCR GIFT"? I've never bought gifts for any of my appliances. Does that make me a bad person?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-83198595618186033272008-12-18T10:31:00.000-05:002008-12-18T10:31:00.000-05:00Don't forget, if you rearrange the letters in sant...Don't forget, if you rearrange the letters in santa they spell satan!<BR/><BR/>What a bunch of nuts! Who will accidentally burn their house down first?Marihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00003953004896915252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-89383961142478422982008-12-18T10:21:00.000-05:002008-12-18T10:21:00.000-05:00Do they sell other "____ Be Gone" kits too? Maybe ...Do they sell other "____ Be Gone" kits too? Maybe a George Bush kit, or My Boss, or My Broker? This really could become all the rage as each of us conquers our personal demons (without dangerous accelerants).dguzmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01811101661607351661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-7706728331439161482008-12-18T09:42:00.000-05:002008-12-18T09:42:00.000-05:00This is particularly hilarious to me because I tol...This is particularly hilarious to me because I told my kids that the nativity story was a myth looong before I broke to them the truth about Santa! At least all the interesting people will be with me in hell!rbohemianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07607167994711750205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-50995665098608233492008-12-18T06:58:00.000-05:002008-12-18T06:58:00.000-05:00As a parent, this makes me feel SO much better -- ...As a parent, this makes me feel SO much better -- my kids really needed a convenient way to burn things in effigy without using dangerous accelerants like lighter fluid.Kelster93https://www.blogger.com/profile/09118109010645007794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-12168818600790117472008-12-18T01:26:00.000-05:002008-12-18T01:26:00.000-05:00One can only hope that those purchasing such a dol...One can only hope that those purchasing such a doll for it's intended purpose calmly places it in the center of their living room before igniting it.TRexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02018204726663523430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-71542428280136835792008-12-18T00:36:00.000-05:002008-12-18T00:36:00.000-05:00Hey, for $95 I'd expect state-of-the-art acceleran...Hey, for $95 I'd expect state-of-the-art accelerants. And for $25 shipping I'd expect it to have petrified reindeer scat as ballast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11084955.post-30782697608635969332008-12-17T21:26:00.000-05:002008-12-17T21:26:00.000-05:00What Would Jesus Do? Burn Santa, apparently. So ...What Would Jesus Do? Burn Santa, apparently. So now I'm picturing Santa and Jesus in a gang war with flamethrowers, taking each other out. <BR/><BR/>This is seriously the most creepy and scary thing I've seen. Someone who WAS making a parody of the most extreme fundy viewpoint couldn't come up with this stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com